A new idea submitted to Webcop� is a Gallery/Unofficial 'Dogberry' of Essex Police employees, or
The idea of this page is for stories/pictures to be published on embarrassing episodes of members of the real Essex Police past and present.
UPDATED...UPDATED...UPDATED...UPDATED...
.Just in (July 2001)>>>>
Miccy's Mighty Mate Makes Mince-Meat at Moulsham!!
(wow with a headline like that I should work for The Sun!)
What is happening with the staff shortages at Moulsham Police, 'C' Division?
Just speak to the Moulsham team pictured above with the newest recruit to help fight crime!
(or is it the long awaited tutor for Officer Burnham?)
Thanks team...keep up those response times
Webcop
:)
Battersby battered'n'basted by blundering tank breaking balls-up
How could we miss this opportunity!!
Essex Police hero, Mick (Wanda) Battersby, savaged by killer fish!
Michael, a Special Forces Undercover operative for Essex Police braved an encounter with one of man's greatest foes, a fish!
But not an ordinary fish, a KILLER!! yes Mick (or known to his closest pals as 'Wanda'..formerly known as Silverback), was horrendously attacked by a PIRANHA
Inside sources have told us how Mick "laughed in the face of danger to save the dying beast"
also how....."when the fish sunk it's fangs into his finger and sucked his blood he was cool and calm"
We here at The Unofficial SX Police Site want to here your comments..Were you there?..Do you know a story about this heroic tail (sorry tale)?
Contact us in the usual manner..
